Chicken on Campus
June 7, 2023
There’s been a chicken at Pasco High starting at least a month ago.
Hiding in the bushes, under portables, and by the fences, this chicken is smart enough to stay away from staff and students most of the day. She only seems to come out to eat grass.
The grey-feathered chicken seems to have snuck onto campus from one of the neighboring houses. As of June 1st, the Pasco High Chicken is alive and well.
Some students have noticed it by the greenhouse classrooms. According to a custodian, it’s been there at least three weeks.
No efforts seem to have been made to remove her from campus, and no one has come to claim her either. It seems she can’t be bothered with the egg-xit since she’s still here.
Please do not bother her, she is a student.